“I bought a seven dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.” —Mitch Hedberg
Unfortunately, 97% of Tumblr users will not reblog this. For cancer. But the 3% who do are the ones willing to make a change
I know too many friends with it not to post.
Half a gallon of Captain Morgan and big ass bottle of Jameson.
Tonight should be fun, yes?