October 2011
When one of my friends tries to leave without a hug →
goo.gl
I’m just like, “GET BACK HERE AND HUG ME BITCH”
LOL
“I bought a seven dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.”
—Mitch Hedberg
September 2011
Unfortunately, 97% of Tumblr users will not reblog this. For cancer. But the 3% who do are the ones willing to make a change
I know too many friends with it not to post.
Half a gallon of Captain Morgan and big ass bottle of Jameson.
Tonight should be fun, yes?
Hell yes.

