“The way to love someone is to lightly run your finger over that person’s soul until you find a crack, and then gently pour your love into that crack.” —Keith Miller
When my child turns 11 I am going to write them a letter to Hogwarts. Once they open the letter we will take a trip to Wizarding World and buy them all of the supplies they need to go to Hogwarts. After our trip I will tell them “Of course it is happening inside your head, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?”
I WILL DO THIS.
MY CHILD WILL BE GRATEFUL.
If my child doesn’t like Harry Potter, so help me god…
DISOWNED. OUT OF THE FUCKING HOUSE!